Conversations: 001

>> Monday, November 9, 2009

A: Why’s it say brassiere on your book?
B: Huh? Oh, it’s Brasserie. It’s my French book

Guy at the front of class is giving a presentation when his instant messaging pops up.
“What girl do you know with mood swings?”

Middle of a lecture, cell phone ring tone goes off.
“Excuse me boss, you have a text message.”

Halloween
A: What are you guys dressed up as?
B: Can’t you tell? We’re alcoholics.

A: “Is that guy flipping you off?”
B: “No… he just stuck his middle finger in the air and pointed it to the sky”

A: “Where do we get fish?”
B: “ Hmm…probably from the ocean”
A: “But that guy has fish in his pockets”

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